Weird Science

by SpiderFarmer on August 30, 2002 · 2 Comments
in Funny, Newsfilter

Poor control Twinkie.
Its conditions never change.
I guess I’ll eat it.

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Does this mean every sperm really is href="http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song15.htm"
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Speaking of sperm, didja know that few researchers study ejaculation control in rats?

The Bush administration announces the slogan for the campaign to combat
adolescent obesity: “Verb: It’s what you do.” Next week from the Bushies, Noun: It’s what you be.

href="http://www.news.wisc.edu/releases/view.html?id=7719&month=Aug&year=2002"
target=_blank>Odd, counter-intuitive finding regarding radiation

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  1. oceanisis says:
    September 1, 2002 at 5:15 am

    That is really funny… twinkie science. leave it to geeks to thoroughly test one of their main food groups. Love the haiku results…

    and adjective: it’s how I think you are. bwahaha.

  2. spiderfarmer says:
    September 1, 2002 at 5:55 am

    I know, I love twinkie science. Somewhere out there is a site that did the same thing with peeps…the little yellow easter candy. :)

    and…predicate nominative: How you became what you are….
    yea gods, we may be grammar geeks… ;)

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