400 Arrested, 600 Lobotomized In Nationwide RIAA Sweep
(Washington, D.C. – Aug 31, 2002) Full article here
Armed agents of the Recording Industry Association of America raided over 400 residential bathrooms early this morning, arresting 406 soaking wet people in the act of flagrantly violating music industry copyrights with their clothes off and the water running.
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“Flagrant copyright violations like these have been going on since the invention of indoor plumbing,” said RIAA spokesperson Hillary Rosen, “and it’s time those few hundred million sleazeballs out there learned they can’t get away with disseminating stolen music just because they’re doing it naked and wet in a tiny stall.”
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