As god is my witness, I will never go voteless again!

Update 9/06/02: Ok…that was a big ol, giant, bush-dick-sucking, christian-right jerkoff fest. Really, what a huge waste of time.

It was a long, hard race, but I stand before you, the new Independent Senator for the Great State of Texas. I shall serve proudly and well.

Ok, not really. Like the Repubs in this state would elect a.) a woman, b.) a tan skinned woman, c.) a liberal tan skinned woman, d.) a liberal tan skinned woman who thought the drug war was a total waste of time, money and effort.

When pigs can fly, would that happen in real life. But damn it Beavis, the Net ain’t real life! There’s a new group being formed: the simulation, on Yahoo, of the United States Government!

Currently seating the 100 members of the United States Senate. Join Sim_US and request to be seated as a United States Senator. Choose any available state. Jump into the fray. What purpose will it serve? Who the heck knows…but it looks like a pretty fun social experiment, no?

So when you join, come by and say Howdy to Dejah Thoris, the proud Indy Senator from Texas. We’ll have a coffee and plan the overthrow of the right wing side of the Senate.

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