One theory is that
href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990903.html"> their broomsticks were smeared with hallucinogenic chemicals, which the witches’ held closely to their, ahem, nether regions. The
href="http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Canopy/1956/besom.html">phallic
overtones are not to be dismissed, either. One wonders then what the hell
href="http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com/">Harry Potter’s merchandisers were thinking – considering the
href="http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts/Literature/Children%27s_Literature/Authors/R/Rowling,_J.K./Harry_Potter_Series/Opposing_Views/?tc=1">charges of satanism, paganism, and corruption of the innocent levelled against him – when they developed a
href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/imaginarium/B00005NEBW">toy broom that vibrates.”
thanks fatherdan!
My theory:
The sexual undertone of all mythological witches is that of a domme = powerful, sexy, teasing, and naughty.
Similiarly, the undertones of the Harry Potter books…well, it’s obvious that Mr. Potter likes the mansex. Come on now.
–rick
I was checking out some of the “reviews” for that broom on Amazon and it seems the adults enjoy it more than the kids…
And Amazon took the really “adult” reviews out since yesterday…they were pretty funny.
“and handle for easy riding. Enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects and magical swooping and whooshing sounds the broom makes when on. Sounds can also be activated when the switch is set in standby mode. ”
I want one…
oooh, ya know what else we need? The target=_blank>Hello Kitty Massager…
I know…it’s so very, very wrong.
yeah.. that is wrong too… and doesn’t seem as enjoyable.. but maybe the ears would be a good thing.. once.. oh never mind