How did witches of old fly on broomsticks?

One theory is that href=""> their broomsticks were smeared with hallucinogenic chemicals, which the witches’ held closely to their, ahem, nether regions. The href="">phallic
overtones are not to be dismissed, either. One wonders then what the hell href="">Harry Potter’s merchandisers were thinking – considering the href=",_J.K./Harry_Potter_Series/Opposing_Views/?tc=1">charges of satanism, paganism, and corruption of the innocent levelled against him – when they developed a href="">toy broom that vibrates.”

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