Temper Tantrum Much?

It comes as no surprise that the countries which were devastated by the last big war, href="http://www.plastic.com/article.html?sid=03/02/10/15405089">France and Germany, aren’t 100% behind the US on the looming war in Iraq. Like little boys, angered because the cool kids don’t want to play with them, members of Congress want to href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=524&u=/ap/20030212/ap_wo_en_po/us_na_gen_us_france_germany_3&printer=1">impose trade sanctions on France and remove US troops from Germany in ‘retaliation.’ It’s not just the Republicans, either — the BBC reports that Democrats are getting into the act as well.

Yeah, because pulling brie and Chateau Rothchild off the shelves will show them! How dare anyone disagree with the pResident Monkey Boy and his cavalcade of goons? Jebus on a stick…could we get any more petty than this?

Me, I’m opening a good French Cabernet and baking baguettes to have with my brie and grapes. I guess it’ll just be one more reason that the warmongering chickenhawks can use to accuse me of being a treasonous traitor.

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