Fashion Police?

“An Albany, New York, father-son team was asked to leave an area mall on Monday evening,”. Their crime? Wearing T-shirts they had just purchased. The 61 one year old father was arrested and charged with criminal trespassing, and time in jail, for wearing a shirt that said “Give Peace a Chance“. So, welcome to the machine kids. Have an opinion that clashes with the theosophic overlords? Prepare to see jail time if you express it.

So, in that vein, I give you
If You’re Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let’s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that aint easy,
And your manhoods getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? Well call it treason,
It’s the make war not love season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

In other news…

62 year old Tom Jones goes all hip hop about the place with his cover of Leadbelly’s “Black Betty”.

Preparing for the nuclear winter? Well then, you need to know how to make fire from ice!

Bwhahahahahahaha! Ok, you all know my plans to take my Dell out into the woods and shoot it with high caliber weapons once my Alienware arrives, right? (Yes, we will be filming and streaming the video of the “Dude, I shot my Dell!” adventure.) Anyway, it seems that someone else feels the same way about their Dell. It may be time for a Dell hunting club. ;) See, it’s not just me that thinks the lack of a reset button is freaking annoying! I’m not the crazy one, I’m not I tell you!

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