The homosexual hobbit escapades at Walmart

Ok, this is too funny.

I’m sure it’ll be fixed by tomorrow morning, but for right now, the Walmart description of The Hobbit reads as such:
On the Battersea Reach of the Thames, a mixed bag of eccentrics live in houseboats. Belonging to neither land nor sea, they belong to one another. There is Maurice, a homosexual prostitute; Richard, a buttoned-up ex-navy man; but most of all there’s Nenna, the struggling mother of two wild little girls. How each of their lives complicates the others is the stuff of this perfect little novel.The adventures of the well-to-do hobbit, Bilbo, Baggins, who lived happily in his comfortable home until a wandering wizard granted his wish.

Man, I realized that I’d missed some subtext when reading Tolkien, but gosh, who knew I could miss that much? ;)

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