Ah, Syria…we hardly knew ye…

Well, those of you following the exploits of the trained AWOL Monkey, probably wondered what we were going to do with all those troops once we’d pulled down a few statues of Saddam. Our illustrious Executive Branch replies: “We believe there are chemical weapons in Syria”as they prepare to “liberate” Syria. Israel’s Prime Minister Ariel Sharon however, would prefer that we wait to engage Syria until after we attack Iran. Actually, Sharon demanded that we attack Iran. The Butcher of Lebanon is apparently getting cranky.

And following our example, India is now making noise about preemptive strikes against Pakistan. So, that’s nice.

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