Comedy Gold…

Bush orders officials to stop the leaks. News of Bush’s order leaked almost immediately. It’s like the Onion is writing the news, for goodness sake.

Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush – living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge – told his top officials to “stop the leaks” to the media, or else.
News of Bush’s order leaked almost immediately.
Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he “didn’t want to see any stories” quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.

And speaking of leaks, two U.S. officials are the primary sources of information about Israel’s Harpoon cruise missiles which may or may not be used to attack Iran.

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