Now, I dunno if it’s just because I’ve been breathing cleaning fumes, or what…but I had an odd idea. Let me see if I can walk you through the train of thought that got me to the platform of weirdness. Conspiracies…conspiracy buffs…tin-foil beanies…bad fashion…the total lack of fabulous hats in the conspiracy community…which led me directly to: Elegant Tin Foil Chapeaus for the Fashion Forward Conspiracist.
Because, what the world really needs, are classy…yet functional…head gear to keep the government’s mind rays from seeping into your cerebellum. Well, think of it…it’s a big ol’ crazy world out there…and nobody is addressing this market at all.
I’m so going to the crafts store to find hat forms this weekend. I think it would be hysterical to make a few, take them to the local science fiction convention, set up a booth and see how long it takes me to convince someone to buy…and wear the hats. It’s an idea whose time has come.