Madness, sheer madness I tell you

Good gods, the lighting fairies have come to my neighborhood. It’s pure insanity, I tell you. One of the houses is so well lit that you could land planes…So far, ours is the only house without decoration. Now, the question becomes…can I hold out against this prodigious waste of money and electricity, or more importantly…can I find Cthulhu lawn ornaments. For this is now my quest…Tentacles of Evil on the front yard…perhaps devouring a fat man in a red suit…

So, if you run across Eviltm decorations that light up and perhaps send the shrieks of unforgiven souls across the neighborhood, you so must tell me. Then, in the middle of the night, we’ll stage raiding parties around the block and steal their giant blowup decorations, and arrange them, prostrate and groveling in front of the elder gods, where they belong. ;)

Ok, so I’m feeling a little grinchy…

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