Charming Eyebrows.. . Longer Naturally, never fall.
Um? Wait, aren’t eyebrows the things I spend all that time tweezing into submission? The created curving arch of perfection that’s taken me years to master? I would want uni-brow, why?
Is this the vanguard of a new fetish? Is the neaderthal look coming into vogue? Should we be looking for spam on how to grow luscious leg hair and appealing armpit hair? Did I become French and nobody told me? Oh, sorry…did I become *Freedom*, and nobody told me?
I’m so confused…eyebrow spam…the world just gets weirder and weirder.