Normally, you know I’m not one for the quizzes…but this one is the exception to the rule…the Jenny Turpish Slapped Me site gave me the following results for my personality test. (You can take it too…right here.) Considering that Aunt Flo is visiting and that just generally makes me want to shoot people for little offenses like breathing near me…this result is pretty funny.
You are an SRDL–Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a mob boss. You are the ultimate alpha person and even your friends give you your space. You can’t stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. You don’t make many jokes, but when you do, others laugh out loud. They must.
People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. You are calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Yours is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy.
You have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. Your charisma is striking and without artifice. You are generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life’s finer things.
Please don’t kick my ass.
The final line just kicked it into “post-worthy” for me. Cause really…that’s how most people react about this time of the month… (To suggest that I get a little cranky is like saying the Arabs have been known to have a little jihad now and then…) I’ll have to try it again when my hormones aren’t ramped up to warp factor 8.