I’m sure the Nobel committee knows where to find me…

I have made an important discovery. I have discovered the leading cause of alcoholism amongst curvaceous suburban housewives. And it is…shopping for clothes in a culture where clothes are all designed to fit 12 year old boys.

I despise shopping with the sort of loathing that one generally reserves for cheating exs. I would rather have my teeth cleaned than enter a fitting room unarmed. Shopping sucks. It befuddles me that other people seem to enjoy it. Do it for pleasure, and what not. This, I do not understand.

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