Monthly Archives: December 2004

Happy New Year’s Eve!

It’s amateur night on the streets, so everyone stay safe and have a happy New Year’s Eve!

New Anatidaephobia : Better Sex, and Why You Won’t Be Having It

My latest article for Gamers With Jobs is up: Better Sex, and Why You Won’t Be Having It

Found wriggling in the web…

I hereby surrender my soul for all eternity to the clerks at I Luv Video and will become part of their legion of zombies…. Geekiest use of gingerbread,ever. I’m insanely jealous that I didn’t think of it first. The Top Cryptozoology Stories of 2004 a wonderful life in 30 seconds | xmas weebl | xmas […]


I believe I have perfected a chocolate-mint-beeswax-cocoa butter lip balm. It feels really good, and tastes amazing. I love it when experiments work. Sorry I’ve been MIA for a while, life just being life.

*sniff* *sniff*

My house smells like an expensive house of ill-repute, I tell you what. I’ve have been making log after log of soap to catch up with orders, and so I have about 100 bars of soap drying in the dining room. It smells SO good. Although, I tell ya…food tastes a little funny… But I […]