One of the neighbors sent their teenage daughter over to borrow some salt, and while I was filling the shaker, she was talking to the Boy. She noticed his array of dinosaurs and asked if they had names. He replied…and I swear to god, these were his exact words:
“Quetzalcoatlus, Allosaurus, and Bob.”
I almost died, I laughed so hard. Bob. Ah, my kid…he’s a hoot.