SpiderFarmer

The closet is, in no uncertain terms, an unmitigated disaster.  It’s so bad that everyone woman in the neighborhood who came into see it last night said “Oh. My. God.  What did they do?” 
The designer still hasn’t returned my phone calls, the manager says he’s going to try and come look at it this [...]

Hey everybody, I’m alive.  Busy, insanely busy…but alive, none the less. I’ve had weeks of people visiting, plus I’m going through a major manic period…and instead of my usual hopping off to Europe to seduce a viscount, I’ve been organizing…and I do mean Organizing with a capital O.  It took the local charity a semi-tractor [...]