Cute pictures of little critters…with hysterical commentary. An example:
Armadillos are like Junior Mints. Wait, no, more like sexy librarians. No, I got it, Armadillos are like koopa troopers. Yeah. There’re all hard on the outside with big ears and a bad attitude, but once you get to know them, they’re really nice and cute and they have hopes and fears just like the rest of us. Ya know?