Funny Boy story:
We’re at story time, and people are talking about Easter, and my son refers to Easter in the feminine pronoun. And one lady bends down and say, “No, Easter is a day, not a lady.”
He looks at her for a minute, tilts his head and said “No, Easter is a lady, and the day for thanking a goddess for bringing Spring back. That’s why we have bunnies and eggs, because it’s spring time.”
Needless to say, I’m back on the Godless-Heretics list of bad mommies.