Spandex…it’s not a right, people.

Speedos, the little ones, should be illegal. They should. I mean, I hate to have to legislate fashion, but dayum, there doesn’t seem to be any other way to keep them out of the hands of scary old hairy fat men. Laying at the pool watching the little girls while his erection made a tent of that scrap of spandex. *shudder* It’s wrong, I tell you, it’s wrong.

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