letters to santa…baaaaaa!

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I gave a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I broke ‘s X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I helped hide a body (-173 points). In July on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-147 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
spiderfarmer

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