In which everything below the chin is kaput

So…been a day of medical fun. Yesterday when I said I think I broke my foot…I was right. I broke it in two places. So, it’s back in walking casts and crutches for me. *sigh*

Also, after much testing, blood work and visits with neurologists, rhuematoligists and my internist, I’ve been given a diagnosis of fibromyalgia. On one hand, it’s nice to finally figure something out…on the other, leave it to me to find the disorder that doesn’t have an agreed upon standard treatment methodology. They’ve put me on a fairly strong dose of wellbutrin (300mg a day), plus anti-inflammatories and some narcotics as needed. Better living through chemistry, I guess.

And if all of that wasn’t enough; I have to go back to the dentist in a couple of hours, because the root canal I had two weeks ago, didn’t get all the roots. So…hooray.

I would very much like the cloning industry to speed it up a notch. If I could have my 20 year old body back, and just dump my brain in…that would be perfect. I promise not to do any of the stupid things I did in my 20s and 30s. Really! I’ll take really good care of it this time, if I could just have another chance.

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