So, I do periodically scan the titles of stuff in my spam box, to make sure that things don’t accidentally land there, as I have pretty strict filters. Usually, it’s just a quick scan, then delete, but today one caught my eye. It tweaked my brain enough to made me laugh out loud.

It said: WEREBOOBS OF LONDON!

And my brain instantly filled in: Have monsterous tatas? Do your areolas cause panic in large cities? Do mountain climbers attempt to mount you? Does the full moon cause your nipples to become fuzzy?

Who knows what they were actually selling. I figured it was better for me to let my imagination run with what it *could* be, than to find out what it actually *is*.

Still: Wereboobs of London…totally great band name.