Monthly Archives: June 2010

Boy to Man

Boy: I estimate that a human can drink 30 cups of liquid a day. Man: Oh yeah? Boy: Yeah. Was that Einstein’s theory? Man: Wha? No. Boy: Drats! I’m never going to hit on Einstein’s theory at this rate.

On the BP Oil Spill

I grew up on the Gulf Coast. Some of my earliest memories are of sitting on my grandparent’s porch watching the tide move through the sea oats as pelicans swooped down to catch their dinner. Seagulls screaming at tourists, the buzz of a million insects, frogs bwraaaping, lizards scurrying, white heat shimmering from golden sands. […]